Here at Tots100 we love Twitter!
There are some really funny tweeters out there and over the past 30 days or so we’ve saved our favourites to share with you all! Do you have a favourite tweeter that you think we’ve missed? Let us know in the comments and we’ll be sure to check them out and maybe you’ll see them here next month!
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Let’s move on to a selection of our favourite tweets from bloggers, PRs and social media types from the past month..
@BigFashionista – Warning for all people in the Drs surgery. If you smell, have open sores or sniff. I WILL throw up on you.
@MamaBingBang - Truth be told I can’t wait for my kids to go to bed so I can eat chocolate in peace.
@Tom_Immins - A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
@swhittle - I accept that the world needs a “sad face” emoticon. I just also think we need an “axe rampage” emoticon I can use in response.
@AngryBritain - I’d just like to say its fucking freezing. Thanks for listening.
@MinistryOfMum; her daughter was writing a Christmas list for
Satan Santa - “I’m not so sure about checking out my daughter’s Christmas list this year”
@ElleTucker - They found a rat in an operating theatre? That makes me feel SO much better about the state of my bathroom.
@Its_Death - Congratulations to America and President Obama. As a gift, you can keep Piers Morgan. No. Really. No need to thanks us x
@Queen_UK - Clegg on the phone. Delighted that Comet accepted his vouchers. He’s upgraded his Fisher Price laptop to one with buttons that make sounds.
@jonnot - Nothing says ‘we’re totally in love and we totally don’t trust each other’ like a couples page on Facebook.
@MummySmiler - We just had sex in front of the dog…..not quite sure who’s more traumatised
@HonestToddler - I love sharing but every time I do it I get this pain in my chest so I try to avoid it. You understand.
@RosieLondoner - Totally acceptable to wear my duvet out to dinner, right?
@thelovebump - Children and ‘morning afters’ are possibly the worst combo in the world #help
@Womenworking - Self-care must come first. You can take care of others if you don’t give to yourself. Be generous with YOU #inspiration
@freddyamazin – I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
@himupnorth - No Card Factory at the White Rose shopping centre anymore! Where am I going to buy cards for the people I don’t care much about…??
@kateagreen - I do wish dark circles were in fashion.
@joannavos - A man just walked past me with proper chippy chips. I genuinely considered a rugby tackle.
@OctoberJones - Apparently I’ve put my knife and fork the wrong way round. Maybe my HANDS ARE THE WRONG WAY ROUND. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? *cries*
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Thanks and see you again next month!