So, have you seen the Essex Lion yet?
Like us, the answer is probably no, but that doesn’t mean you haven’t enjoyed 100 lion-related puns via the medium of Twitter. C’mon. No use lion about it. It’s the mane story of the day.
ba-doom-tish.
Twitter is at its very finest when there’s frivolous news and fun things going on – as our pick of the best Tweets from the Tots100 community this month show all too clearly.
Are we following you on Twitter? If not, feel free to give us a shout @tots100, and we’ll rectify our mistake immediately! In the meantime, here’s our guide to 20 don’t-miss Tweeters of August from the Tots100 parent blogging and PR communities:
Wish that people in Digital would stop describing themselves as gurus/rockstars/mavens/etc. You’re a Web Editor mate, not the Dalai Lama.
6 year old just ran out of the living room “mum, you know how you say you are 29″ Looks me up and down “well maybe in dog years” Runs off
Great advert in today’s Sun by Lynx
You say potato, I say gin.
The best bit of Mo’s win was my mum screaming “GET BACK YOU BASTARD” at the guy in 2nd place.
What is the accepted etiquette when stealing someone else’s cat? Asking for a… me.
Porridgebrain
Is it me or are daddy long legs and moths getting bigger and fatter? obesity has reached the bug world
Like this if you don’t know the difference between Twitter and Facebook.
Anyone else rocking the Sideshow Bob look this morning? This humid weather is great for the big hair. Can hardly get my headphones over it.
If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD, I’d have $127.65, give or take a few nickels I’d have to toss out for being dirty.
Join Twitter. Anonymity makes people kind.
ZachBraff
Just recorded 9YO whining and played it back to her. Did the trick.
I cannot type the word ‘point’. I always type ‘pony’ instead. I may as well quit trying not to be posh and just buy a fucking cravat.
I can’t stop sounding like a mum on Twitter. Probably because I AM a mum. But I didn’t realise the mum effect would set in this quickly.
Why can’t I sleep? Where’s the person who strokes my back and whispers “shhhh sleeeep” in my ear
Realise that picking either the cheapest item in shop or sale item has not served me well when it comes to getting dressed in the morning
Ah. Single Dad I befriended yesterday clearly assumed I was Single Mum. Awkward.
Is that a good gerbil mummy? Yes it’s a brilliant gerbil! Mummy! How can it be a gerbil when It’s a German in a tank?
+++BREAKING+++ Headline of the day from the PA wires: “Barry White helps flamingos breed”
Very proud to see myself among the Twitterati!
Me too! That gave me a right laugh! Off to follow follow follow…