The old (in social media years) adage that Twitter is the modern water cooler still rings true. Want to know what’s going on in the world? Check Twitter. With all of the chatter that accompanies event television you need never miss (or accidentally see) another TV talent show again.
We’re on Twitter too, of course. What do you mean you’re not following @Tots100? Rectify this at once! We like to let you know what’s going on in our corner of the blogging world, but we also like to know what you’re thinking.
We believe there are some must-follow people on Twitter. Their tweets are beautifully crafted and can elicit anything from a wry smile to a full blown coffee-on-the-screen snort. Here’s a selection from March…
Oh I do love children. Particularly when they’re asleep or staying elsewhere.
I might start a Twitter sex chat line. Twitsex. I’ll charge per filthy tweet. I’ve been giving it away for free for months.
I’ll tell you this for nothing; that Myrtle off of Lilo and Stitch is a fucking bitch #tooinvestedinmykidstvshows
As anyone who’s been following me for a while will know, I’m walking down Bootle St.
My hands smell of garlic, chilli, ginger and coriander. *eats hands*
My 5 year old has just told me hates it when the computer takes a long time to load. #firstworldpain
Just called well-known gents grooming company’s ‘Press Enquiries’ number. The response was: “we don’t do PR or marketing.”. Erm, okay then.
So used to texting people with smartphones these days that a bizarre abbreviated text from my mother confuses the heck out of me. #txtspk
Hello @MiketheKnightUK my 6yo will be SO impressed that your are following me (just watch where you’re putting that sword please)!
Love how creative my children’s school is, but tiring of the endless dressing up. How can I turn a rotund, white 5yo into Usain Bolt?
Scenes of a sexual nature, you say? I might stick around for a bit then.
Apparently Katie Price will be discussing the issues that really matter in the Sun tomorrow – looking forward to her take on Syria
Please Gods of Laundry, let my jeans dry in the next 10 minutes or else I’ll have to wear leggings on the school run. *shudder*
A very good morning to all. Okay, that’s enough idle chat. I’m busy.
DD is scared she’ll be stuck in Wales (with grandma) after easter due to petrol shortages. stop it Cameron you are scaring my CHILD!!
Only in the UK could people be pissed off about tax on a pastry product. #piemunchers
Forgot to put phone on silent. The words “Ready or not, here they come. IT’S ZOMBIE TIME!” echoed around the office. People look nervous.
People of twitter, amazing news. There is a bottom in the laundry basket. I have seen it!
Green tea is no substitute for coffee, like coffee is no substitute for gin when it’s gin that you want…
The problem with pelvic floor exercises is the word EXERCISE. oops. *does a little wee*