Tots100 Twitterati: March

The old (in social media years) adage that Twitter is the modern water cooler still rings true. Want to know what’s going on in the world? Check Twitter. With all of the chatter that accompanies event television you need never miss (or accidentally see) another TV talent show again.

We’re on Twitter too, of course. What do you mean you’re not following @Tots100? Rectify this at once! We like to let you know what’s going on in our corner of the blogging world, but we also like to know what you’re thinking.

We believe there are some must-follow people on Twitter. Their tweets are beautifully crafted and can elicit anything from a wry smile to a full blown coffee-on-the-screen snort. Here’s a selection from March…

@Karamina

Oh I do love children. Particularly when they’re asleep or staying elsewhere.

@liamwaterloo

I might start a Twitter sex chat line. Twitsex. I’ll charge per filthy tweet. I’ve been giving it away for free for months.

@jaynecrammond

I’ll tell you this for nothing; that Myrtle off of Lilo and Stitch is a fucking bitch #tooinvestedinmykidstvshows

@mtrh

As anyone who’s been following me for a while will know, I’m walking down Bootle St.

@stebax

My hands smell of garlic, chilli, ginger and coriander. *eats hands*

@ificouldescape

My 5 year old has just told me hates it when the computer takes a long time to load. #firstworldpain

@davidchild

Just called well-known gents grooming company’s ‘Press Enquiries’ number. The response was: “we don’t do PR or marketing.”. Erm, okay then.

@sardinetin

So used to texting people with smartphones these days that a bizarre abbreviated text from my mother confuses the heck out of me. #txtspk

@christinemosler

Hello @MiketheKnightUK my 6yo will be SO impressed that your are following me (just watch where you’re putting that sword please)!

@vwallop

Love how creative my children’s school is, but tiring of the endless dressing up. How can I turn a rotund, white 5yo into Usain Bolt?

@meandmybigmouth

Scenes of a sexual nature, you say? I might stick around for a bit then.

@motherwifeme

Apparently Katie Price will be discussing the issues that really matter in the Sun tomorrow – looking forward to her take on Syria

@katgold

Please Gods of Laundry, let my jeans dry in the next 10 minutes or else I’ll have to wear leggings on the school run. *shudder*

@onejakebarton

A very good morning to all. Okay, that’s enough idle chat. I’m busy.

@tattooed_mummy

DD is scared she’ll be stuck in Wales (with grandma) after easter due to petrol shortages. stop it Cameron you are scaring my CHILD!!

@VBinCatalunya

Only in the UK could people be pissed off about tax on a pastry product. #piemunchers

@armyofdave

Forgot to put phone on silent. The words “Ready or not, here they come. IT’S ZOMBIE TIME!” echoed around the office. People look nervous.

@liveotherwise

People of twitter, amazing news. There is a bottom in the laundry basket. I have seen it!

@kailexness

Green tea is no substitute for coffee, like coffee is no substitute for gin when it’s gin that you want…

@ElsieAnderton

The problem with pelvic floor exercises is the word EXERCISE. oops. *does a little wee*

About Sally Whittle

Sally is founder of the Tots100, and hopes one day to become an Evil Overlord and take over the world. In the meantime her blog, Who's the Mummy, is all about life as a single Mum to seven-year-old Flea.