Tots100 Twitterati: February

Twitter has seemed unusually hectic to us this month, with loads going on – sometimes when it’s like that, it can be hard to keep up with the conversation.

We’re big fans of ‘lists’ at the Tots100, using them to keep track of our favourite bloggers away from the main timeline, so we can be sure not to miss any gems. Using separate Twitter accounts for work and home can also help to bring order to Twitter chaos. What are you top Twitter tips?

It’s a good job we’re Twitter Jedi, though, because it means we’re able to bring you 20 top Tweeters from February – people who made us snigger like small children, and who we highly recommend adding to your follow list RIGHT NOW. Go on. What are you waiting for?

Of course, it goes without saying that you should also be following us on Twitter, too. We’re not as funny as any of these people, but we try our best…

@LadyoftheLattes

I am no longer a woman who owns a giftwrap organizer. I should never have been that woman. I utterly despise that woman.

@beeeze

Headlice explode like popcorn if you use GHDs on them. Not efficient, but deeply satisfying.

@nuckingfutsmama

Confession: I hot glue my daughter’s Brownie patches on her sash cause sewing and I do not go together. #dontjudge

@peznok

It doesn’t matter how pretty you are, Cheryl, you’re not going to convince me there is any such thing as an ICONIC SODDING HAIRSPRAY

@TheMediaTweets

#BBCTW “Who shall we ask about getting on the tricky first rung of the jobs ladder?” “How about the chef son of famous chef Albert Roux?”

@CwtchyKate

I’ve just had a random text asking for a naked picture. Unknown source. I sent them this:

@MetheManandBaby

Male nipples scare me. I find the female nipple much more beautiful to the eye

@flamingnora

Just realized I have spent all morning with my frock the wrong way. A really bad look as it turns out

@vwallop

I am hot. Admittedly, I’m wearing many layers. But still.

@MeganAmram

I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patients, though

@jennycolgan

Now remember, if you say you’re giving up something for lent but you’re actually doing it to lose weight, baby Jesus will do crying

@chrisbrogan

I’m sorry but promoted Tweets are silly. Do you EVER see them and think, “Wow! I’m totally going to do THAT!” Ever?

@dirtyknickers

If you’ve written ‘fact’ after a sentence which I have no reason to suspect isn’t, then I will assume everything else you write is a lie.

@cosmetic_candy

How can you very quickly get rid of a fart smell? I’m asking for someone else

@TalesofStepford

Un-nervingly, the cats are sitting on the coffee table watching me watching the Kardashians. JUDGING ME

@HelenWrites

Trying to organize a hen do and one of the bride’s friends doesn’t have email or Facebook. WTF? It’s like she’s a Victorian.

@nomoredisco

Oh..I lament. Have just seen Facebook comment I would be ALL OVER with sarcasm & derision were it not for my composure and self-respect

@DDsDiary

Do I actually have to take an interest in Pinterest? Or can I just make a vague stab at it and then forget all about it, like Google+?

@AndrewsVoice

You know you’ve sat on the toilet too long, reading Tweets, when the automatic lights switch off and plunge you into darkness. Oops.

@mediocre_mum

Apparently UK stores have stopped stocking Baby tea due to lack of demand. Funny, that!